It’s officially cuffing season! Insert excited cheers here…. But this year is a little different than previous years. Why? Because we are in the middle of a damn Pandemic and outside is still partially closed. Thats why :-(.
According to Urban Dictionary:
Cuffin’: When you don’t want to share your mate with anyone else
Cuffing season: The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards.
But, have no fear, I am going to share my guide on how to scout, recruit, and ultimately cuff during the pandemic.
First things first, find a reputable online dating website that peaks your interest. By reputable I mean one where you won’t see the same profile of the same guy that keeps trying to send soft porn to your dms. Whether you want to swipe right on Tinder or left on BLK, depending on what you are looking for, trust me, it exists. Get yourself out there, slide in a dm or 5 and make yourself available.
Once you have found your prospects, Do Not, I repeat, do not just date one suitor at a time. When scouting, never limit yourself to one person. Make sure you entertain a few people. Remember ladies, our biggest mistake is putting all our eggs in one basket before finding out what his,”favorite color,’ or better yet, did he cop the PS5?
After you have recruited your players, scouted, and observed. Make sure they are worthy of being your Lebron. Remember, they will all try to be on their best behavior while dating so just like the 90-day evaluation at your job, the ratings got to make sense!
Once they have met your expectations, go enjoy some outdoor dining at a restaurant, plan a picnic, take a walk, go on a day trip to explore another town. Cook a virtual meal, listen to some music, talk about whether or not you think Tory Lanez is cancelled.
I mean whatever you do, make sure you practice social distancing and definitely make sure you are sure the person you choose is trustworthy enough to receive your WAP before you CUFF.
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