You’re Too Dumb To Cheat… Here’s Why

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we try to deceive. In today’s society we live by the more is better attitude. More food, more technology, and yes more relationships. For some men one is never enough. They may have a great woman at home but still have to see what else is out there. While I don’t condone cheating I will say most men are too dumb to have a “I won’t get caught” plan to cheat in the first place. I know you’re reading this saying “Not me, my game is tight”…hmmm let me challenge that. I’m going to tell YOU why you’re too dumb to cheat!
Some people are good at lying. They go on to become lawyers or do PR for the Kardashian family. You on the other hand can not get away with anything.
You’re a horrible liar! You never have your story straight. You say you’re going to go play some hoops with your guys and will be back around eight, you stroll in at 11 and when she asks “where have you been?”, you say “UHHHH WELL”. Stop! You’re busted! Some people are good at lying. They go on to become lawyers or do PR for the Kardashian family. You on the other hand can not get away with anything. To cheat you must have a plan B, C and D. Yet your plan A has more holes in it than swiss cheese. And, you don’t make sure everyone is in on your story. Nothing is more embarrassing than your girl calling your friends asking when the game was over and they say “what game”? Unless you can convince a jury that the glove doesn’t fit, you shouldn’t cheat.
You treat your jumpoff like a wife! In a cheating situation the other woman shouldn’t have much say in what you do, where you go, or who is involved once you leave her sight. Yet many men treat their other woman like she is the only woman. When you don’t define the roles within the affair things will get out of hand. Soon she is telling you not to sleep with your girl, what friends she hates, and then some. She might eventually call your girl, then you will be in a world of ‘hella trouble! I’m not saying to mistreat your other woman, but you need to set boundaries and guidelines within the cheating. If she knows more than two of your friends you are not cut out for cheating. If she knows where you live you are horrible at cheating! You must keep your distance and certain feelings at bay. If you wear your heart on your sleeve with every woman you come in contact with then please go home to your girl and declare monogamy!
An exposed affair is one inbox message away….it’s best you put that cheating energy into working out your relationship and making it stronger.Cheating isn’t for the stupid, weak, or faint of heart. You have to strategically plan and perfectly execute your every move to make your game full proof. It’s not like back in the day when men had whole families on the other side of town. Big Mama didn’t have facebook and GPS to catch pops slipping. Now an exposed affair is one inbox message away. Add-on the 2 factors I mentioned and it’s best you put that cheating energy into working out your relationship and making it stronger. I bet if you actually talked to your girl about the things that are making you want to stray she will try to work on them. So I say this in love…YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO CHEAT! STAY FAITHFUL!

 

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we try to deceive. In today’s society we live by the more is better attitude. More food, more technology, and yes more relationships. For some men one is never enough. They may have a great woman at home but still have to see what else is out there. While I don’t condone cheating I will say most men are too dumb to have a “I won’t get caught” plan in the first place. I know you’re reading this saying “Not me, my game is tight”…hmmm let me challenge that. I’m going to tell YOU why you’re too dumb to cheat!

 

Some people are good at lying. They go on to become lawyers or do PR for the Kardashian family. You on the other hand can not get away with anything.

 

  1. You’re a horrible liar! You never have your story straight. You say you’re going to go play some hoops with your guys and will be back around eight, you stroll in at 11 and when she asks “where have you been?”, you say “UHHHH WELL”. Stop! You’re busted!  To cheat you must have a plan B, C and D. Yet your plan A has more holes in it than swiss cheese. And, you don’t make sure everyone is in on your story. Nothing is more embarrassing than your girl calling your friends asking when the game was over and they say “what game”? Unless you can convince a jury that the glove doesn’t fit, you shouldn’t cheat.
  2. You treat your jumpoff like a wife! In a cheating situation the other woman shouldn’t have much say in what you do, where you go, or who is involved once you leave her sight. Yet many men treat their other woman like she is the only woman. When you don’t define the roles within the affair things will get out of hand. Soon she is telling you not to sleep with your girl, what friends she hates, and then some. She might eventually call your girl, then you will be in a world of ‘hella trouble! I’m not saying to mistreat your other woman, but you need to set boundaries and guidelines within the cheating. If she knows more than two of your friends you are not cut out for cheating. If she knows where you live you are horrible at cheating! You must keep your distance and certain feelings at bay. If you wear your heart on your sleeve with every woman you come in contact with then please go home to your girl and declare monogamy!

 

An exposed affair is one inbox message away….it’s best you put that cheating energy into working out your relationship and making it stronger.Cheating isn’t for the stupid, weak, or faint of heart. You have to strategically plan and perfectly execute your every move to make your game full proof.  It’s not like back in the day when men had whole families on the other side of town. Big Mama didn’t have facebook and GPS to catch pops slipping. Now an exposed affair is one inbox message away. Add-on the 2 factors I mentioned and it’s best you put that cheating energy into working out your relationship and making it stronger. I bet if you actually talked to your girl about the things that are making you want to stray, she will try to work on them.

 

So I say this in love…YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO CHEAT! STAY FAITHFUL!

 

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Kevin Benoit

Kevin Benoit is the editor of Parlé Magazine. He founded the magazine while in college and continues to run it today. Follow him on IG: @parlewithme Read more articles by Kevin.

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